A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three feet tall but they were attracted to each other. After a few drinks they went back to the tall woman's apartment.

"I can't imagine what it will be like making love to a midget," said the woman, "especially with the size difference and all."

"Just take off your cloths, lie back on the bed, spread your legs apart and close your eyes," said the midget. The woman did as she was told and soon she felt the biggest thing she'd ever experienced inside her. Within a few minutes the woman had climaxed eight times.

"If you think that was good," said the midget with a smirk, "Just wait till I get BOTH legs in there!"

ohhhhh lawyyyyyydyyyyyy ituen leave me alone u had me chuckling all the day, i remebered the joke while havn dinner i burst out laffn and ended choking wid hot tears in my eyes just leave me alone stop making me happy because am begining to l*****v uuuuu

Wow I never knew there was some loving in here while I was busy coping with the hating in the forum jokes.

ituen you never cease to amaze me with your jokes.


@ clemcykul, have you checked ituen out to make sure he's not a midget? Just joking oooo

clemcykul:

ohhhhh lawyyyyyydyyyyyy ituen leave me alone u chuckling all the day, i remebered the joke while havn dinner i burst out laffn and ended choking wid hot tears in my eyes just leave me alone stop making happy because am begining to l*****v uuuuu

are u a male or a female? just curious  

hi rubie

Clem you're making migs jealous.

hmmmm i didnt know the size matters in climaxing WHAO

nope miggie dalyn i bliv u trust and bliv in your own dont u honie

teadr plz dont put assunder to what jokes had joined togeda

hi mimie u got my mail dint u? uve seen what i look like havnt you?

send ur pix i beg of u!

yep yep check ya box for my reply sweetie

that's great. keep it up

@Clem, aiphie n Miggy

I go fry egg for una? Make una send me foto (Recent one noit the one used to register SSCE). Dump it at barone_greenback@yahoo.com. Thanks folks

Even if u want to fry, I don't want ur fried egg. I want a bigger bribe than dt.
Besides who told u that I have even written SSCE? And ure asking 4 recent pix not SSCE pix

how do u want be to bribe you. Ok, i'll photocopy a cheque and fax it to you. Just withdraw the N100 and give me my N80 change

@mimiko I DINT SEE ur reply, what happened

i have grown grey hair while waiting for ur reply

I haven't seen her too.

_*shouting* mimiko, mimiko where are u? _{wetin militants wan do wit my girl?}

Don't bother looking for her. She is being taken care of by me at the moment. She'll holla at y'all when she comes up for air. Sorry ituen, i beat u to it again! phhhbbbttttt!!!!

Lol
In ur damned dreams.

This Freezy guy thinks the forum is for getting dates. He should better look elsewhere. Womanizer

no mind am. borrow/pose

Migines:

Lol
In your damned dreams.

I wouldn't be quick to say that were i u. . .

Seems Freezy's got some kinda news worth sharing. Spill the beans boy

freezy is always being mischievious

No he smart. Ituen the blame would be on you if it hadn't been that you laid down those rules of your's she would still be here. I guess she is tired since you killed 21 of her dates with your shotgun.

No he's smart. Ituen the blame would be on you if it hadn't been that you laid down those rules of your's she would still be here. I guess she is tired since you killed 21 of her dates with your shotgun.

ituen,abeg post me ur jokes.ma num na 08022814912

Now, that's just nasty. . . .

samuelk:

ituen,abeg post me your jokes.ma num na 08022814912

and are you ready to pay for the charges
afterall if you go watch cinema ,you go pay gate fee

I'll send you some jokes. Choose your tariff plan:

PAY FOR A JOKE, GET NONE FREE

or

PAY FOR NONE, GET ALL FREE

I'll take pay for joke get none free. But do you have other packages like (extrajoke, specialjoke and jokespro) or is it (simplyjokes, hardjokes and smoothjokes). And how much do you charge per joke is it 1(0kobo per joke, 70kobo per joke & 2naira per joke) or is it 100 naira per joke. Pls tell me so i can subscribe quickly.

are u planning on subscribing to his jokes line? why should you waste your money on that, when u can kidnapp one of his daughters (clemcy his favourite) and the ransom be a million jokes to your box daily for the next two years.

That's a nice idea. But he is a friend of mine.