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See What Is Peculiar To These Cities In Nigeria. Cities 3 & 9 Are Most Hilarious by HisaacPlus: 5:51pm On May 21 |
1. City that can make you run mad without knowing it - LAGOS 2. City where they will steal your spouse without your knowledge - ABUJA 3. City where everybody is cheating yet praying fervently - ILORIN 4. City where you cannot come out with phone at night - ONITSHA 5. City where you go blind if you look too much - OWERRI 6. City where you will be like Sardine inside taxi - IBADAN 7. City where fornication is banned but adultery is permitted - KANO 8. City where they will build fly-over but only Okada is using it - ABAKALIKI 9. City where men die several years before their wives - PORT-HARCOURT 10. City that is forming βEuropeβ, but Lion in the Zoo is eating only biscuit - JOS 11. City that is always forming tourism, meanwhile nothing takes place - CALABAR 12. City that is full of landlady without landlord - BENIN Add yours... πππππ __________________ 1 Share
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Re: See What Is Peculiar To These Cities In Nigeria. Cities 3 & 9 Are Most Hilarious by jamesversion: 6:06pm On May 21 |
That is a picture of Nairobi. Is Nairobi also part of Nigeria? ![]() |
Re: See What Is Peculiar To These Cities In Nigeria. Cities 3 & 9 Are Most Hilarious by lordm(m): 7:14pm On May 21 |
Cracked me up. Benin city, Na only landlady full there |
Re: See What Is Peculiar To These Cities In Nigeria. Cities 3 & 9 Are Most Hilarious by HisaacPlus: 7:22pm On May 25 |
jamesversion: Where was this place tagged in the post? |
Re: See What Is Peculiar To These Cities In Nigeria. Cities 3 & 9 Are Most Hilarious by jamesversion: 8:52pm On May 25 |
HisaacPlus: Imagine writing about Nigerian cities and using a Kenyan city picture. ![]() |
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