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7 Fascinating Facts About The Penis Men Need To Know! by Testiebobo(m): 10:23am On May 04
#7fascinatingfactsaboutthepenismenneedtoknow#
1 The first erection: joysticks are born ready, and it is common for babies to exit the womb with an erection
2 A penis is twice as long as you think: joysticks are longer than they look. In fact, around half of the entire length is housed inside the body
3 Your shoe size is the same with your penis length
4 Morning wood: Most people with joysticks have 3-5 erections every night, mostly during REM sleep. This is also called NOCTURNAL PENILE TUMESCENCE.
5 The penis can break: There is no bone in the penis. Which is fairly unusual for mammals. Breakage during vigorious sex and masturbation.
6 No brainer: Most people with joysticks have very little control over exactly when they ejaculate. Simply it does not involve the brain
7 Cornflakes prevent masturbation: Dr John Harvey Kellogg, the breakfast cereal mastermind invented cornflakes and other products because he thought the plain foods would lead Americans away from the sin of masturbation.
Thanks for your time!

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Re: 7 Fascinating Facts About The Penis Men Need To Know! by MMWandali: 10:34am On May 04
Cornflakes for sale


Where is verywickedman

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Re: 7 Fascinating Facts About The Penis Men Need To Know! by Lalami3232(m): 10:35am On May 04
Even if I believe everything, number 2 is wrong
Re: 7 Fascinating Facts About The Penis Men Need To Know! by ForValour: 10:42am On May 04
Op you are a suspect.
Re: 7 Fascinating Facts About The Penis Men Need To Know! by Holluwhakemmy(f): 11:24am On May 04
Okay Congratulations to our Men
Re: 7 Fascinating Facts About The Penis Men Need To Know! by Trollegend(m): 12:26pm On May 04
Dominque, dis post suppose reach FP it is educative. Seun, wetin b joysticks bai?
Re: 7 Fascinating Facts About The Penis Men Need To Know! by Dyfynezz12(m): 12:59pm On May 04
Number 3 is not always true
Re: 7 Fascinating Facts About The Penis Men Need To Know! by Astra101: 1:59pm On May 04
Dyfynezz12:
Number 3 is not always true

Number 3 has been proven scientifically to be false!

There is this room mate of mine by days in school, he's barely 5ft tall and his shoes and sandals happened to be the smallest among ours. Guy, no boxer can contains this niggar mandhood. I've never seen a woman that can stand him for 10 minutes of sexual intercourse.

Till date, I have never seen any dick that big and long even in porn movie. His dick was so scary whenever he undressed at the pool shocked

Guess what, every male child in their family have almost the same size

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Re: 7 Fascinating Facts About The Penis Men Need To Know! by Dyfynezz12(m): 2:42pm On May 04
Astra101:


Number 3 has been proven scientifically to be false!

There is this room mate of mine by days in school, he's barely 5ft tall and his shoes and sandals happened to be the smallest among ours. Guy, no boxer can contains this niggar mandhood. I've never seen a woman that can stand him for 10 minutes of sexual intercourse.

Till date, I have never seen any dick that big and long even in porn movie. His dick was so scary whenever he undressed at the pool shocked

Guess what, every male child in their family have almost the same size
Lol 😂😂short guys 're even more endowed than tall ppl with big shoe size

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Re: 7 Fascinating Facts About The Penis Men Need To Know! by SporaD8: 4:42pm On May 04
Lalami3232:
Even if I believe everything, number 2 is wrong
No mind the guy. He's trying to give our girls bad idea.
After reading number 3, fear catch me as I pickup my shoe!
At Size #46, lalasticlala for don feature my anaconda for frontpage since!

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Re: 7 Fascinating Facts About The Penis Men Need To Know! by onome25(m): 5:54pm On May 04
SporaD8:

No mind the guy. He's trying to give our girls bad idea.
After reading number 3, fear catch me as I pickup my shoe!
At Size #46, lalasticlala for don feature my anaconda for frontpage since!
😂😂😂
Re: 7 Fascinating Facts About The Penis Men Need To Know! by Walezy2020: 6:08pm On May 04
Stop lieing no: 7 isnt true
Re: 7 Fascinating Facts About The Penis Men Need To Know! by ComputerOperato: 7:32pm On May 04
Testiebobo:
#7fascinatingfactsaboutthepenismenneedtoknow#
1 The first erection: joysticks are born ready, and it is common for babies to exit the womb with an erection
2 A penis is twice as long as you think: joysticks are longer than they look. In fact, around half of the entire length is housed inside the body
3 Your shoe size is the same with your penis length
4 Morning wood: Most people with joysticks have 3-5 erections every night, mostly during REM sleep. This is also called NOCTURNAL PENILE TUMESCENCE.
5 The penis can break: There is no bone in the penis. Which is fairly unusual for mammals. Breakage during vigorious sex and masturbation.
6 No brainer: Most people with joysticks have very little control over exactly when they ejaculate. Simply it does not involve the brain
7 Cornflakes prevent masturbation: Dr John Harvey Kellogg, the breakfast cereal mastermind invented cornflakes and other products because he thought the plain foods would lead Americans away from the sin of masturbation.
Thanks for your time!

Number 3 is not correct. Like, very incorrect.
Its just like saying the depth of the vagina is same as the woman shoe size which is also wrong.
Re: 7 Fascinating Facts About The Penis Men Need To Know! by Gadafii: 4:20am On May 05
Your shoe size is not the same as your dicck size, that one na cap
Re: 7 Fascinating Facts About The Penis Men Need To Know! by condensedmilk: 8:46am On May 05
My shoe size is 47
Re: 7 Fascinating Facts About The Penis Men Need To Know! by BigYash: 8:57am On May 05
Shoes size is not it,but can be determined by the big toe
Re: 7 Fascinating Facts About The Penis Men Need To Know! by BigYash: 8:58am On May 05
condensedmilk:
My shoe size is 47
And your level small abi?
Re: 7 Fascinating Facts About The Penis Men Need To Know! by Bliztzer: 9:15am On May 05
SporaD8:

No mind the guy. He's trying to give our girls bad idea.
After reading number 3, fear catch me as I pickup my shoe!
At Size #46, lalasticlala for don feature my anaconda for frontpage since!

The number 3 na pure lie

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