Homar: Bubba own don finish .

larride:

bunmioguns: One weekend, a man is in the bathroom shaving when the kid he hired to cut his lawn, a local kid named Bubba comes in to pee.



The husband slyly looks over and is shocked at how immensely endowed bubba is.





He cant help himself and ask Bubba what his secret is.


"Well, says Bubba, every night before I climb into bed with a girl.




I whack my pen!s on the bedpost three times. It works and sure impresses the girls!"




The husband was excited at this easy suggestion and decided to try it that very night.








So before climbing into bed with his wife, He took his pen!s out and whacks it three times on the bed post(gbam, gbam, gbam).










His wife half-asleep says,






















"Bubba is that you?"









The husband Menstruated

bunmioguns: A man was heading home after a
drinking spree.

When he was approaching his home,
armed gangsters blocked
him and took command of his
vehicle.

On frisking him they failed to get
any money and out of
frustration they decided to
punish him by driving into his
compound and tying him naked
on a tree which was situated at the corner of his
house and left him there
naked while his hands and legs
were tied to the tree.



They then took off.



In the morning his worried wife woke up only to see
her husband naked on the tree
with his manhood dangling.



she screamed and ran to call the
villagers since she
thought the man was either dead or crazy.




When the villagers came, they
immediately untied him
and brought him down.


The man immediately, armed
with a stick went straight for the

young calf which was
grazing and started chasing it all
over the compound,


and when villagers protested he
said



'you have no idea
what this calf has done to me the whole night!!!'
























The calf had mistaken his
manhood for the mothers’ tits
and tried to suckle milk the
whole night without success!

Mr.T Anonymous:
u try small,I will rate u 49.9%.

bunmioguns: She said to me ''I have got new BOYfriend , he is
Smarter, Intelligent and Cuter than
you.
So give me my photo Back''



then I sent about 31 of my GIRLfriends Photos to her nd told her


''I av forgotten your face Darling So
please select your Photo Yourself and Send back the remaining

Mr.T Anonymous:
Mr. copy n paste.
*smh*

bunmioguns: She said to me ''I have got new BOYfriend , he is
Smarter, Intelligent and Cuter than
you.
So give me my photo Back''



then I sent about 31 of my GIRLfriends Photos to her nd told her


''I av forgotten your face Darling So
please select your Photo Yourself and Send back the remaining

bunmioguns:











u think am like you












Matwetter

5hamkhan: hahahaha. I saved my ban today

5hamkhan: hahahaha. I saved my ban today

5hamkhan: hahahaha. I saved my ban today

Dyt:

Giggling

Mr.T Anonymous:
ha,u calld me a matwetter?
*picks up a scissors and cuts of his d***k*

prem love: bt i go report u bt i go report u

Lagusta: Na the bubba own funny me... I ⌣»̶·̵̭̌·̵̭̌✽̤̈̊=)) =))·̵̭̌·̵̭̌ I D̶̲̥̅☺Ϟ LΆ̲ffº·̵̭̌·̵̭̌°˚=)) =)) ˚°·̵̭̌·̵̭̌º≈G̶̲̥̅I√£º°·̵̭̌·̵̭̌˚ ˚=)) =)) °º≈·̵̭̌·̵̭̌BƠ̴̴̴̴͡KƠ̴̴̴̴͡ Ħɑ̤̥̈̊Ʀɑ̤̥̈̊♍·̵̭̌·̵̭̌º°˚ ΰƦ ĦƠ̴̴̴̴͡ΰ$ε̲̣̣̣̥ Ά̲D̶̲̥̅D̶̲̥̅Ʀε̲̣̣̣̥$$·̵̭̌·̵̭̌°˚ ˚°º~=)) =))✽̤̈̊·̵̭̌·̵̭̌«̶⌣

Lagusta: Na the bubba own funny me... I ⌣»̶·̵̭̌·̵̭̌✽̤̈̊=)) =))·̵̭̌·̵̭̌ I D̶̲̥̅☺Ϟ LΆ̲ffº·̵̭̌·̵̭̌°˚=)) =)) ˚°·̵̭̌·̵̭̌º≈G̶̲̥̅I√£º°·̵̭̌·̵̭̌˚ ˚=)) =)) °º≈·̵̭̌·̵̭̌BƠ̴̴̴̴͡KƠ̴̴̴̴͡ Ħɑ̤̥̈̊Ʀɑ̤̥̈̊♍·̵̭̌·̵̭̌º°˚ ΰƦ ĦƠ̴̴̴̴͡ΰ$ε̲̣̣̣̥ Ά̲D̶̲̥̅D̶̲̥̅Ʀε̲̣̣̣̥$$·̵̭̌·̵̭̌°˚ ˚°º~=)) =))✽̤̈̊·̵̭̌·̵̭̌«̶⌣

Ruqaya: I wouldn't smile because none of it is funny

bunmioguns:








simply for ME

dejoca: My ribs o